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## Reminiscing With The Roadie

Picture this: a man who looks like he was forged in the smoldering wreckage of a Van Halen tour bus, crashed into a Lynyrd Skynyrd encore. Leather vest frayed at the edges, a mullet that's equal parts defiance and despair, and eyes that have stared down more pyrotechnic mishaps…