Did I ever tell you 'bout the time I met Axl Rose? Haha, that son of bitch is a few Mexicans short of a chalupa, if you know what I mean- weeohhh, complete wild man! He once had this chick up on the table dancin', she was shakin' her ass and everyone was hootin' and hollerin'- haha, never seen acid washed jeans so tight. All I could think of was Theo Huxtable, not many men have an ass like that. I'm not gay or anything, I just appreciate a good pair of jeans…
