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Reminiscing With The Roadie: Sammy Hagar

Reminiscing With The Roadie: Sammy Hagar

Reminiscing With The Roadie: Sammy Hagar

Ever been to Cabo Wabo? Haha, what a shit hole! I mean, the way everyone talks it up I expected to see Sammy in a top hat and cape serving drinks to Gerry Garcia and Mama Cass. No sir, it was more like Chris Carrabba in a speedo doing body shots with drunk college chicks. I did a 180 and got the fuck out of there.

I'm not sure what kind of Mickey Mouse operation Hagar is running but that's no way to operate a respectable business. Shit, I can't imagine the liability on drunk college chicks. One of them gets knocked up by a local and suddenly she gets thrown in jail for smuggling illegals across the boarder. I don't know the facts or anything but I was talking to the boarder patrol while I was sitting in the integration room. They were ripping my car apart- said the dogs smelt something. I tell ya, that shit just won't leave the seats! I mean, I've been clean for at least three months now...

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