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Short Stories

Twinkle: In the Misty Woods, Love Rocks Harder Than It Bites

A solitary tear traced a melancholic path down Schuyella's cheek, a crystalline emblem of farewell, as she consigned the final relics of her youth to the cardboard confines of oblivion. The box brimmed with ephemera—backstage talismans from forgotten concerts, tour shirts faded…

Reminiscing With The Roadie

Picture this: a man who looks like he was forged in the smoldering wreckage of a Van Halen tour bus, crashed into a Lynyrd Skynyrd encore. Leather vest frayed at the edges, a mullet that's equal parts defiance and despair, and eyes that have stared down more pyrotechnic mishaps…

a masterpiece rough color pencil sketch of a fierce female space hero named Natalie with vibrant pink punk-spiked hair and a worn torn leather jacket over a retro 1950s sci-fi spacesuit, stepping off a sleek rocket shuttle onto a dystopian planet cityscape with towering chrome spires and neon graffiti, holding a ray gun triumphantly, her expression a mix of charming sarcasm and defiant resolve, with piercing green eyes and smooth caramel skin, in the style of 1950s pulp sci-fi illustration twisted with punk rock anarchy, bold colors, dynamic pose, philosophical undertones of human rebellion against machines, with visible pencil marks and paper texture.

Robocalypse: A Punk-Rock Sci-Fi Odyssey

In a galaxy where humanity clings to its flawed spark amid the hum of indifferent machines, the Robocalypse unfolds as a high-stakes jam session of rebellion and revelation. Inspired by the gritty ethos of alternative punk band Heart & Soul Radio, this satirical space opera…

The most interesting man in the world. An occasional mission to the moon, a few OSCARs for my various works in all-time-best box office sellers, and a Nobel prize or two. I had ventured to the furthest reaches of the world in search of spiritual enlightenment where I perfected the art of reaching Nirvana. Sharing my secret with the good people of Bonawitisika, they made me their king (It's more of a figurehead position, I don't do much ruling). I once made the Queen Mother blush by simply acknowledging her presence. I taught Stephen Hawking quantum physics. I had to refuse to give Slash guitar lessons due to the abnormal mating habits of the humpback whale.

14 February 2013

The Making of SW Hammond

I am the bloodline decedent and some have claimed I am the Sir Jagger Von Rockabuilt second coming. I say that is hogwash. I am my own man and always have been. I was born prematurely at 13 pounds 7 ounces when my Mother forced the doctors to induce labor because my man-child be…

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