
Short Stories
11 February 2014
06 November 2025
Sean William Hammond
Twinkle: In the Misty Woods, Love Rocks Harder Than It Bites
Twinkle: In the Misty Woods, Love Rocks Harder Than It Bites
A solitary tear traced a melancholic path down Schuyella's cheek, a crystalline emblem of farewell, as she consigned the final relics of her youth to the cardboard confines of oblivion. The box brimmed with ephemera—backstage talismans from forgotten concerts, tour shirts faded like the ghosts of euphoria, and trinkets whose insignificance masked their profound hold on her soul. "It all just fits in a box," she murmured, her voice a fragile echo in the room's indifferent air. "All of it. My entire life..." With a sleeve drawn from her hoodie—a garment worn like armor against the world's banal cruelties—she dabbed at her nose, the gesture both defiant and defeated. "Mom. Mom! I'm all packed."

Her mother's response floated in from the hallway, laced with the practicality that Schuyella had long come to resent. "Schuyella, do you really need to take all of that with you? You know your father's house is so tiny."
"Ugh, Mom... Of course I need it all. It's my life..." No soul seemed to fathom the depths of Schuyella's essence, least of all her progenitors. They were decent folk, their affections earnest if imperfect, yet the schism of divorce had carved wounds into her spirit—poetic lacerations that manifested in thrift-store jackets, solitary reveries pregnant with profundity, and the subtle arsenal of eye-rolls and sighs, each a semaphore of her perpetual discontent.
"Fine, Ella. Give your stepfather a hand and take this stuff down to the car." Schuyella acquiesced with alacrity; it was the penultimate rite before her rebirth.
The Pacific Northwest enveloped her like a shroud of verdant melancholy, a stark antithesis to the arid desolation of her desert origins. Yet in the chill mist and perpetual gloom, Schuyella discovered a kindred spirit—the overcast skies mirroring the tempests roiling within her breast.

Her metamorphosis commenced with merciless abruptness; school beckoned the very next dawn. Clad in her cherished ironic hoodie, ears ensconced in white plastic buds that piped the anthems of hipster emo—those sonic balms assuring her that somewhere, amid the cosmos's vast indifference, another misfit shared her exquisite alienation—she navigated the corridors, a specter adrift.
At lunch, she claimed a solitary table, her gaze lost in the pallid emerald expanse of the forest beyond the window. A murmur pierced her fortress of sorrow: "Excuse me." Startled, she yanked the earbuds free, confronting the intruder with a blend of vexation and unintended vulnerability.

"What? ...I mean, can I help you?" The interruption rankled, yet upon beholding the stranger's visage—a countenance etched with enigmatic allure—her ire dissolved into captivation.
"I could smell you from across the room..." The young man averted his gaze, his words lingering like an unsolved riddle.
"Huh? Is that some sort of pickup line? I don't smell..." Bewilderment gripped her, yet an inexorable fascination rooted her in place.
"There, from across the room, I could smell you. I don't even know why I'm telling you this; you'd never understand." His eyes flickered with an unearthly green, and he vanished as swiftly as a shadow fleeing dawn.
"Hey, wait!" Her cry echoed futilely against the slamming cafeteria door.
The outburst drew stares from adjacent tables; Schuyella shrank into her seat, fumbling with the earbuds' minuscule L and R, those cryptic sigils amplifying the world's myriad irritations.
"So, I see you've met Briward," intoned a congenial yet alien voice, as its owner settled across from her. "He's dreamy, isn't he? ...Don't even think about it, though. He's... different."
"What do you mean, 'different'?" Such direct discourse with a stranger might ordinarily unsettle her, but curiosity regarding Briward ignited an unaccustomed audacity.
"He's part of the Culligan family; they adopted him young. They're like the Partridge Family, only darker..."
"Like musicians? I'm a musician—played guitar for years, but recently picked up the bass," Schuyella confessed, veiling her vulnerability behind a curtain of bangs.
"No, Schuyella. Not just normal musicians. I warned you: stay away from Briward. Just trust me..." The girl's expression hardened, her sincerity a blade unsheathed.
"How do you know my name?"
"Everyone knows you, Schuyella. You're the new flavor of the week." A smile cracked her facade, jealousy glinting like fractured glass. "I hope we have a class together; next time, lunch with us so you don't sit alone." She gestured toward her coterie before rising.

"Sometimes I prefer to be alone, but thank you..." Schuyella's eyes drifted back to the forest, where enigmas proliferated. What shadows concealed Briward's difference? Why the admonition? As queries amassed like storm clouds, her vision fixed upon a colossal tree, its moss-clad trunk ascending into the haze. From its base emerged Briward, beckoning her with an imperious gesture.
She rubbed her eyes, dispelling illusion's veil. No apparition—this was summons. Hastily gathering her tomes, she bolted for the exit. Briward awaited beyond the threshold.
"How did you get over here so fast?" she demanded.
"There are things about me, Ella, things you wouldn't understand..." Again, he evaded her gaze, his profile a study in tormented elegance.
"Talk to me, Briward. Make me understand..." Her plea hung in the air, raw and insistent.
"Schuyella, do you like music?" His eyes locked onto hers, delving into the recesses of her psyche, emerald luminescence intensifying.
Breathless, she whispered, "I... I love it. It's my life."
"Make music with me. Make my creative juices flow, Ella." Unblinking, his gaze held her captive. She swallowed, nodding assent. "Here, give me your hand." He extended his palm; she placed hers within, a frisson cascading through her frame, buckling her knees. In a fluid motion, he hoisted her onto his back and erupted into velocity—a whirlwind traverse through the woodland, blurring boundaries of earth and ether, vaulting chasms and perching upon arboreal spires, until they reached the forest's sanctum sanctorum.

They breached a glade where Briward's opus awaited: an opulent stage, resplendent with illumination, thunderous amplification, and an arsenal of instruments. Schuyella stood transfixed, awe rendering her mute.
"Ella, let's rock." Briward seized a guitar, unleashing a riff that rent the heavens. Emboldened by her nascent bass prowess, she plugged in, her rhythm a seismic pulse. Hours dissolved in sonic rapture—exchanged glances, visceral solos that scorched the soul.
Abruptly, Briward's strings fell silent; he froze, a statue of vigilance. "Ella, stop your amazing rocking!" he commanded. A blur cleaved the meadow, alighting upon the stage.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here, Briward? A mortal?" The interloper's voice boomed, laced with predatory mirth.
"Easy, James. We're just here to rock. Maybe melt a few faces..." Briward parleyed, tension coiling in his stance.
Undeterred, James encircled Schuyella, inhaling deeply. "What is that smell?" He brushed her hair aside with insidious tenderness.
"Stay away from—" Briward began, but Schuyella interjected, her composure shattering like brittle glass.
"Okay, that's it. What the fuck is wrong with you two freaks? I took a friggin' shower this morning. Jimmy, you smell like a donkey's nut sack. Brian, take those ridiculous green contacts out. I'm done. No more Twinkle, no more Schuyella, no more long gazing into Brian's eyes!"
"What are you doing, Sky?! You can't break character. We're in the middle of a scene!" Brian's voice trembled with indignation, the veneer of Briward crumbling.
"Sean, stop fucking narrating. 'Brian's voice was shaking with anger...' what the hell is that? You think you're fucking Stephen King or something?" Schuyler's retort sliced through the artifice, and Sean, the unseen chronicler, pondered if this Twinkle folly had been a grave miscalculation.
"Schuyler, you do look beautiful, though. You make a hot woman..." Sean ventured, attempting levity.
"That's it. We're done here. Jimmy, you ever fuckin' brush my hair back like that again and I'll punch you in the nuts." Schuyler's decree brooked no dissent.
"Hahaha, you're the Hugh Grant of storytelling." Jimmy chortled, his Jacob-esque facade dissolving into mirth.
"What? What the hell does that even mean?" Schuyler snapped.
"Did you just say he was the Hugh Grant of storytelling? Hahaha," Brian echoed, laughter fracturing the tension.
"Hahaha," Sean joined, the absurdity binding them anew.
"Hahaha, alright douche bags—let's play a song. Jimmy, Brian, Sean... Welcome back." Schuyler's grin returned, the parody's curtain falling as camaraderie reclaimed the stage.







