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The most interesting man in the world. An occasional mission to the moon, a few OSCARs for my various works in all-time-best box office sellers, and a Nobel prize or two. I had ventured to the furthest reaches of the world in search of spiritual enlightenment where I perfected the art of reaching Nirvana. Sharing my secret with the good people of Bonawitisika, they made me their king (It's more of a figurehead position, I don't do much ruling). I once made the Queen Mother blush by simply acknowledging her presence. I taught Stephen Hawking quantum physics. I had to refuse to give Slash guitar lessons due to the abnormal mating habits of the humpback whale.

The Making of SW Hammond

I am the bloodline decedent and some have claimed I am the Sir Jagger Von Rockabuilt second coming. I say that is hogwash. I am my own man and always have been. I was born prematurely at 13 pounds 7 ounces when my Mother forced the doctors to induce labor because my man-child be…

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THE BALLAD OF
STEVIE PEARL
A modern fish-out-of-water entagled with Romeo and Juliet.
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